Alright,
you're probably just playing with this page, but in the off chance
that you're truly wondering if you're too drunk too drive, DON'T.
I'll pay for your cab. Really. Just send me the
receipt, and I'll pick up the tab.
As always, this is just a guide. If you're so stupid that you
think you can avoid a DUI by plugging in numbers on this page and
getting an "all clear", then you deserve to have the book thrown at you
if you're lucky enough to survive.